Welcome to Cloud Cuckoo
We hope you enjoy your stay. Just so you know, the grass is all mint, there’s a ladder to space, and to get around we all ride a time-travelling train. Watch out for muleicorns, winged badgers and flamingos, and if you bump into an old lady called Margaret, then do try her lemon juice.
Oh, and we almost forgot!
We’re also in the business of making the most wonderfully weird cocktails. They pour perfectly from a tap, and come in cans too.